Playwright
As a hobby Anson is a pantomime writer and has written a variety of pantomimes and small productions. Please email if you are interested in any samples or if you wish to use one of his scripts.
Peter Pan - The Magical Pantomime Adventure
Join your favourite characters in the most magical pantomime of them all. Wendy and her brothers John and Michael are taken off to the Never Neverland with Peter Pan and Tinkerbell. Together with the lost boys, they fight with the evil Captain Hook and his right hand woman, Mrs Smee. Full of plenty of songs and jokes, this pantomime will leave you believing in fairies and never wanting to grow up. A family adventure if your 9 or 99. Cast size: 12 Principles & 6 Ensemble. (Additional children's ensemble.) - 5 Male, 4 Female, 9 Male/Female. |
Pussy In Boots - An Adult Pantomime
Panto time is here again! This time we follow Collin and his Pussy; a rather remarkable talking Pussy in a rather sexy pair of leather boots. Together the two endeavour to shag their way to their fortunes. But evil is at work as the wicked Witch Maligna has cursed the Princess Petra with an inability to smile. Will Fairy Durex be able to protect them? Will Dame Hyacinth Humperdick get King Dom into her new Ann-Summer lingerie? Are the chorus girls' tits real? All will be revealed in this rumpus adventure! Cast Size: 12 Principles & 4 ensemble. - 5 Male, 5 Female, 6 male/female. |
Peter Pan - An Adult Pantomime Adventure
A rather alternative version of Peter Pan for audiences who are willing to have one of their favourite childhood stories turned on its head. Join all the character you love but with an adult pantomime twist. Will Wendy ever get a shag? Will Mrs. Smee get her hands on Captain Hook's meat? Will Peter realise Tinkerbell's feelings? And what's that drink that Michael and John are drinking? It's sure to be a panto you can't forget! Cast size: 22 with no ensemble - 5 male, 6 female, 11 male/female |
Sleep-In Beauty - The Adult Pantomime
Princess Crystal was cursed as a child and King Nun the Wiser and his queen have spent the past 16 years trying to protect her from it. But Male-eficent has other ideas! With her minions she plans on ensure everyone will suffer! Will Fairy Dildo, Fairy Nuff and Fairy Muff be able to stop her and who's that rather dishy Prince with no top on? A rather different version of the classic story designed for adults with all the fun of a traditional pantomime. Cast Size: 12 principles & 4 ensemble. - 6 male, 4 female, 6 male/female |
Never Have I Ever
It's the final night of the year and everyone's gathered together for one last night to party. As the drinks start flowing and the games get underway, this group of freshers start to realise that perhaps there is more to some people. A comedy not just for students, Never Have I Ever allows an audience to see what being a student in the 21st century really means and how sometimes things aren't as simple as they seem. Cast Size: 7 - 4 male, 3 female |
It Is More Serious Than You Think
Private Johnson believes the war is what this country needs. It's to protect his family. But when he meets Private Williams he starts to wonder what it's all been for. Major Hamilton reminds him that cowards are punished in the only way fitting. But who is the real coward? The one who wants to stop fighting or the one who can't? Cast size: 3 male |